What Patients are Reading - Summer 2026
1) Bad Kitty by Nick Bruel
2) All the Light We Cannot See by Boise author Anthony Doerr (Pulitzer Prize Winner)
3) The One and Only IVAN by Katherine Applegate
4) A Good Girls Guide to Murder by Holly Jackson
5)Fabric of the Realm by S. B. Ryazakhov
6) Wings of Fire by Tui T Sutherland (16 books in the series)
7)Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Seth Grahame-Smith
8)Crown of Feathers by Nicki Pau Preto
9) Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss
10) Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney
11) Marshmallow and Jordan by Alina Chau
12) The Meg by Steve Alten
13) The True Meaning of Smekday by Adam Rex
14) The Golden Puck by Lane Walker
15) The Land of Stories by Chris Colfer
16) Impossible Creatures by Katherine Rundell
17) The Magic Tree House by Mary Pope Osborne
18) Warriors by Erin Hunter
19) The First Cat in Space Ate Pizza by Mac Barnett and Shawn Harris
20)Frost Like Night by Sarah Raasch
21) Touching Spirit Bear by Ben Mikaelsen
22) The Doughnut Fix by Jessie Janowitz
23) Mr. Darcy and Miss Tilney series by Claudia Gray
24) The Unselected journals of Emma M Lion by Beth Brower
Tell me a joke!
Primary Health Pediatrics patients wrote their favorite jokes on the doors of Dr. Beauchaine's exam rooms during summer 2026.
1) Why are fish so smart? They hang out in schools.
2) How do you throw a Space Party? You plan-et!
3) Knock knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben-who? Ben knocking for 20 minutes - open the door!
4) What fruit loves to fly? A Ki-wee.
5) How does Santa wash his hands? Hand Santa-tizer!
6)How does a hamburger introduce his wife? Meat Patty!
7) Why is a bee’s hair sticky? Because it uses a honey comb!
8) Why did the T-Rex cross the road? To get to Roaring Springs!
9) Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
10) Why can’t fish play basketball? They are afraid of the net!
11) What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past!
12) What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Animal Antics
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
What kind of dog does a magician have? A Labracadabrador!
Food Fun
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It was peeling really badly!
What is a pizza’s favorite type of joke? A really cheesy one!
Why did the cookie go to urgent care? Because it felt crumby!
School and Silliness
Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems!
What has hands but cannot clap? A clock!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!